STOP THE PRESSES!
Breaking News:
Jessica Simpson has given birth to a baby girl Tuesday May 1, 2012.
Weighing in at 9 lbs 13 oz., Maxwell Drew Johnson (her daddy, Eric Johnson’s surname) came into the world, reportedly healthy and strong.
Mama and baby are doing well.
Well, I guess we can all go back to our lives now, huh?
Phewwww…..